One Before The Lights Go Out

It's the time of night again

It's the old familiar feeling

When you're staring at the ceiling

As you spin upon the floor

You forgot the power of speech

Sleep with anything in makeup

Eat a scabby dog with ketchup

And you still got room for more

We're on the one before the lights go out

One before we're caned

Here's a toast to being close to comatose again

We're on the one before the lights go out

Yes we feel no pain

We're on the one before the lights go out

So get them in again

We're on the one before the lights go out

One before we think of nowt

Dan's passed out, hey Ritch, your shout

We're on the one before the lights go out