See My Wife

Come on in and see my A's

Come on in and see my I's

Come on in and see my ways

Come on in and see my wife

My wife

She's got a middle just like her mother

She's got a middle sing, surely governed

Don't look up, don't look up

And don't look down

Come on in and see my A's

Come on in and see my I's

Come on in and feel my weight

Come on in and see my wife

My wife

Who was it said, I don't know a thing

Who was it said, I believe everything

You check the facts, you check the facts

You eat my shits and you read my back

Come on in and see my A's

Come on in and see my I's

Come on in and be my rays

Come on in and see my wife

My wife

She's got a middle sewn up like roses

She's got a middle wrapped up in poses

Don't look up, don't look up

And don't look back

Who was it said, I got a funny face

Who was it said, her teeth are never straight

You check the facts, you check the facts

You taste my shits and you read my back

Come on in and see my A's

Come on in and see my I's

Come on in and be my rays

Come on in and see my wife

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