Schumacher the Champagne

My teeth have never looked quite this yellow

and my body never quite this fat.

I'll pay well over the odds,

just to have some teenage abandoned back.

I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan

and I swear it was an act of faith.

But I don't get angry

when I'm feeling down.

I just take my thoughts

into the centre of town

And Schumacher the Champagne

never needed good cause to celebrate.

Schumacher the Champagne,

might as well be proud of last place.

We used to set ourselves on fire

when chemistry was twice a week.

And now I pay for it over a counter

whilst they become fitness freaks.

My bad habits are taking over

all the good left inside.

But I don't get angry

when I'm feeling down.

I just take my thoughts

into the centre of town.

And Schumacher the Champagne

never needed good cause to celebrate.

Schumacher the Champagne,

might as well be proud of last place.

And Schumacher the Champagne

never needed good cause to celebrate.

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am

Oh, take me as I am, or not at all

Or not at all...