Let's Be Other People

Introducing one of life's brighter dreams

Oh, F, congratulations on your death

It's been the greatest thing you gave to me

So generous and selflessly, F.

Let's be other people

You can I can, all girls are boys and women loves man

But F, did I thank you on your death?

You left a mess and took my wife

Will you return to twist the knife, F.

This is not my tale, it's in a book I read when a man said

"Introducing one of life's brighter dreams"

But I don't dream, I don't dream, don't call me

"Beautiful Loser," don't call me