Annie The Imaginary Lawyer

Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner

She's calling Mr. What and Mr. Which and Mr. Who

Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger

For the firm of bait switch turn into you

Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the

former

But she knows just what she thinks we should do

Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call

From Mr. What, Mr. Which and Mr. Who? Fuck you!

Fuck you, go shopping

You're about as interesting as my rent

Fuck me for listening

I'm supposed to be so intelligent

Fuck you, go shopping

I just spent all of my rent

Fuck you, are you listening?

Imaginary Annie, imagine Annie

Imaginary Annie, imaginary

Imaginary Annie

Imaginary Annie, invisible esquire