Bastard Wants To Hit Me

He says, "He knows me"

But I don't know that guy

He's waving at me

But he looks kind of mad

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

He's waving me over so he can hit me

But I don't know that guy

But I'm not goin' over there

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

How, how has it come to this pass?

How can I get to my car?

Climb in, turn the ignition

Pull onto the highway where I am free

Some crazy bastard wants to hit me

He's waving me over so he can hit me

And who the hell is he?

And I can't believe this is happenin'

That crazy bastard wants to hit me