If I Wasn't Shy

If I wasn't shy

If I wasn't shy

I'd burn all the uniforms

I'd burn all the "Ask Me" buttons

I'd burn all the intercoms

I'd burn all the time clock cards

If I wasn't shy

If I wasn't shy

I'd steal somebody's Cadillac

I'd steal anything I lack

I'd steal all the microphones

From all the masters of ceremony

If I wasn't shy

If I wasn't shy

I'd ask you, if you don't mind,

To kiss you a hundred times

If I wasn't shy

If I wasn't shy