Let Me Tell You About My Operation

Oh, let me tell you all about my operation

Smile wide, scrub side, feet on the dash

I'll sleep the whole damn day

Slow lane, propane, empties for cash

Rear-view mirror thrown away

Oh, let me tell you about my operation

Doctors removed your memory (Très bon!)

Ground floor, screen door, yelling inside

I think you know the scene

Front lawn, break of dawn, clothes on the ground

How could you be so mean?

Oh, let me tell you about my operation

Doctors removed your memory

Oh, it's good news; it's just a quick procedure

Find happiness through surgery

Oh, let me tell you about my operation

Doctors declared I'm better now

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