Take Out The Trash

Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again

Girl! Put that cat in the bin

After what he said, after everything he did

You had him figured out a while ago

And I know it's not exactly breaking news

But it's all been a little like a trial for you

And a bunch more talking won't make him true

Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out tell him not to come back again

Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight

Get the go-getter good and gone

Why? It's so plain that he's just makin' it up

And he's still got you coming back for more

Why you never ever think of breaking it up

Tell me, what bad deal's gonna close that door?

Ah, c'mon, Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again

Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight

Get the go-getter good and gone

I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now

I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now

I'm not saying all the boys are the same

But some boys are the same and it's Thursday now

Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again

Girl! Put that cat in the bin

After what he said, after everything he did

Girl! Why not take out the trash?

Girl! Why not take out the trash?

Ah, come on, Girl! Why not take out the trash?

And once you get him out, tell him not to come back again

Girl! Why not give him the slip?

Get the crooked straight

Get the go-getter good and gone