When It Rains It Snows

There's a knock at the door that I adore

There's a face at the window, a smiling yellow face

There's a knock at the door

And if I were at home they'd find me there

There's a note on the door that I would see

And the furniture's barely been moved from where it was

There's a note on the door

And the note would say when it rains it snows

When it rains it snows, I wonder why

And now I know that when it rains it snows

There's a nut with a shotgun bang bang bang

There's a doctor, a waitress, a fireman with a hat

There's a nut with a gun

There's enough so they'll never know which one

When it rains it snows, I wonder why

And now I know that when it rains it snows