Randolph's Tango

Senorita took off her bobby socks

She said she's gonna wear a skirt that shocks

She's pulling out all the stops

To get her Randolph back again

Meanwhile Randolph, he's back at the ranch

He's getting ready for tonight's song and dance

He doesn't know he doesn't stand a chance

His last affair will be his last romance

The senorita will be there waiting

Don't go my Randolph slow tango with me

And underneath the Latin moonlight

They danced and seen a falling star in flight

With the strum of guitars, she held him tight

She wants her Randolph back again

Meanwhile it's worthwhile for Randolph to wait

'Til he gets the nerve then he won't hesitate

He doesn't know but he's just bit the bait

He just asked if he could make a date

The senorita will be there waiting

Don't go my Randolph slow tango with me

The senoritas heart is in love

She's wearing white tonight, looks as pure as a dove

She's thanking God and all the heavenly stars above

Randolph's romance is back again

Meanwhile Randolph smiles and says he'll give her ten

She doesn't come so he just counts again

And he's been there since he does not know when

He thinks she's stood him up but in the end

The senorita won't keep him waiting

Don't go my Randolph slow tango with me

Senorita dance cheek to cheek

We will dance off into the sky