Things Ain't Working Out Down At The Farm

1. There goes Moses carrying his bible book

Never has a problem, just has a cup

It's good clean alcohol and it fills you up

And here I go laughing like a fool, yeah

R: Things ain't working out down at the farm

Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm

And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born

Things ain't working out down at the farm

2. I used to spend my sunny days supping aways

Along came Gogarty and he put me away

Down at the station was kept for strays

And I went laughing, geez he like busting me, he liked busting me

R: Things ain't working out down at the farm...

R: Things ain't working out down at the farm...

3. He caught me unawares and he made me strip naked

Oh I was scared, oh I was scared, I was shaking

And he said, it's you and me,And me and you

And me and me, and you and you, and me and me

And I just kept laughing like a fool, yeah

R: Things ain't working out down at the farm

Got no bag or baggage or love to keep me warm

And I ain't been in trouble since the day I was born

Things ain't working out down at the farm