Non-Dairy Creamer

They call it KFC Cause it's not really chicken

Hot Cheetos for breakfast makes a young student sicken

Do you ever think someone's tricking you (x3 echo)

And the guy in the pulpit is a bigot and a liar

Some kid walks into my school and opens fire

Heard any good jokes lately? Cause we sure do need 'em

My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom

So what's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?

A new love is burning up in me

Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD

And you can buy yourself some implants

But you can't buy a soul, Threat Level Orange

With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?

With your chest puffed out, what are you so afraid about?

What are you so afraid of?

What are you so afraid of?

What's it gonna be?

Are you real to me?

Or are you non-dairy creamer?

And two gay guys got married

And brought the family to it's knees

How did they blow us to smitherines

Just a couple of queens

How did they do it, I'm tellin' you now

They brought marriage to an end

And I found myself some culprits

It's two young gay

Republicans!

Young Gay Republicans

Young Gay Republicans

Young Gay Republicans

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)

Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)

Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)

Creamer? (creamer)

What's it gonna be? (what's it gonna be?)

Are you real to me? (are you real to me?)

Or are you non-dairy (non-dairy)

Creamer?

Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished

Mission Accomplished

(Woah! )

(Sincerely I want to thank everyone for listening)

(Thank you all)

(Thank you all)