My Baby Makes Me Watch The Notebook

The day is done, it's friday night

the guys are out to watch the fight

these weekends make me awful glad

the party's coming to my pad

when I get home at runners speed

disregarding my safety

I'm taken aback to my surprise

the look of date night in her eyes

watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see

before you judge me you should know,

the fighting scenes they kinda blow

all curled up blanket socks

another tissue from the box

not what you'd call a sobbing creature

watching all the bonus features

stuck in hell, it's that so far

gene shalit gives this four stars

I'm kinda pissed, I'm kinda sour

the party starts in half an hour

world's apart for noh and al

he's kinda bummed, he builds a house

and then I turn where no one sees

I must have choked or sneezed

watch this shit painfully, disregarding what you see

before you judge me you should know,

the fighting scenes kinda blow

all curled up blanket socks

another tissue from the box

not what you'd call a sobbing creature

watching all the bonus features

and now I'm reading every fucking book

they're paid by her, she gives that look

of pride my shame, I kinda like

the scene they make out on the bike

my friends all think I'm watching ufc