Airhead

I buy her all the right clothes

And pretty jewels to wear

My friends say she's a dumb blonde

But they don't know she dyes her hair

She thinks the fighting in Central America's easily solved

But what to wear to Bel-Air premieres

Is a problem she could never resolve...

She's an airhead

Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space"

She's an airhead

Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious

She's an airhead

Tinted contacts don't change the fact that black is black

She's an airhead

And while I'm impressed with the length of those legs

She's not an intellectual giant....

She'd like to model or maybe act

Or start a magazine

Before she signs any contracts

I think she better learn to read

But in her dreams she's the queen of the fashion regime...

You ask me do I love you...

Does the pope live in the woods?

Quod erat demonstrandum, baby.

( ooo you speak French)

(CHORUS)

Sweet and low and oh-so

Little Ms. Dora Jarre

Safe sex and fishnets

And could you walk me to my car

She's losing faith in a world that is out of control

So she's gonna nix politics,

She's taking up volleyball! volleyball! why?

She's an airhead

Stungun and mace - Kharmann Ghia plates say "Lost in Space" she's an airhead

Thousands in trust - cusp Aquarius - get serious

She's an airhead

And now the time's come for the end of my song,

Don't get me wrong

If she's an airhead it has to be said

It was men made her that way

It was us made her that way

It was us made her that way!