Toad Lickers

Here come the toad lickers

Leap froggy into town

Here come the toad lickers

Your world is upsaide down

Watch out you shopkeepers

Petrol pump attendants

How're you burger flippers?

We're gonna burn that bastard down

Here come the toad lickers

With snackin attitudes

Gallon of paint stripper

Horse pills and rubber tube

Tank up on Dr. Pepper

Twicklets and Chappa-cakes

Long trail of sweet wrappers

Swirling in our wake

Forget your blues, forget your punk

And funk and christian rock 'n roll

(Toad lickers)

Receive the glands, secrete a brand new

Mash of Bluegrass and techno

(And do-si-do)

Suffer you toad lickers

They're lurking all around

Those enemies of freedom

They'll try to bring you down

Come on you toad lickers

High time to hit the mall

'Make hay not war' sticker

On every 4x4

Wreak devastation the vegetation

All over stone down here

(Stone down here)

ID the species by the feces

In the free mountain air

And I'm so there

Gather the toad lickers

Fan out and hit the town

Scatter them pig knickers

This pond is sacred now

Here come the toad lickers

Leap froggy into town

Look out you city slickers

We're gonna burn that bastard down