The Whole Damn Thing

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

Well, I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind

But when I found the chicken, I knew she was so mine

I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been

But I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I’ll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

Well, it turns out she's been there for a while

But it don't matter to me

She was heading for the garbage

And the big bad bird was for me

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing

Well, I'm sitting in my kitchen

And I'm wondering where's my chicken

I don't know what to do, I feel so alone

'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones!

I got drunk and I ate a chicken

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen

Not just the leg, and not just the wing

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing