Captain Stupido

I feel weird

Comb your beard, brush your teeth

Still feel weird

Beat your meat, go to sleep

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I think I left my wallet at the club

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Jesus, take the wheel

I feel weird

Comb your beard, brush your teeth

Still feel weird

Beat your meat, go to sleep

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

I think I left my wallet at the club

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooh, ooh, ooh

Jesus, take the wheel

I feel weird

Comb your beard, brush your teeth

Still feel weird

Beat your meat, go to sleep

I think I left my wallet at the club