Sterile Heaven

Congratulations on your recent acquisition, the bunker is convenient and =

easy to install, you've purchased the finest in home fortification, the =

comfort will please you and heighten you're morale, keenly concoted the =

barricade is comely, the entrance is impregnable and ready for assault, =

safe in the knowledge you didn't waste your money, lie back in your =

sanctum you are untouchable. Sterile heaven hermetically sealed for your =

protection and increased yield. Sterile heaven 'cause you're #1, =

equipped with ample insulation. Under surveilance invaders are detected, =

external apparatus incarcerates them all. Flash incinerated and lightly =

disinfected, the ashes are bundled and packed in a vault, you're =

accomodations are acoustically defended you need not hear the death =

cries we bring them to a halt, encapsulation is highly recommended, in =

brocade or wood grain or neoclassical. Airtight and quiet with total =

privacy just keep the filter clean, you've taken the precaution, of =

utter isolation, you buy serenity, you've read the warranty.