Typical Male

Tell me lawyer what to do

I think I'm falling in love with you

Defend me from the way I feel

Won't you give me some advice

On how to handle my private life

I'm sure we can make a deal

I confess I'm a fool for men

with a clever mind

But your intellect ain't no match

with this heart of mine

All I want is a little reaction

Just enough to tip the scales

I'm just using my female attraction

On a typical male, on a typical male

Your sense of justice I'll embrace

But your defense don't help my case

I'm deep in trouble with the law

Something about authority

Seems to bring out the bad in me

Hey lawyer gotta catch me when I fall

Oh they say that you match your wits

with the best of them

But I know when I'm close you're just

like the rest of them

All I want is a little reaction

Just enough to tip the scales

I'm just using my female attraction

On a typical male, on a typical male

So put your books aside

Loosen off the suit and tie

Gotta open up your heart and let me in

Open up your heart and let me in