Run-in With Dad

I had a run in with my dad,

About a girlfriend that I had.

He got a look at what we did,

He don't believe in sex.

My dad he lectured till his face was red.

As red as my girlfriend's.

He was talkin about self-respect,

When my mind wandered.

was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?

Erection! Erection!

(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate,

Fuck! Fuck!

I had a run in with my dad,

He don't believe in sex.