American Ride

Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer

Tidal wave comin' cross the Mexican border

Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel

Just don't get busted singin' Christmas carols

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turning

Look ma, no hands

I love, this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Momma gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives

Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life

Kids on the YouTube learnin' how to be cool

Livin' in a cruel world, it pays to be a mean girl

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turning

Look ma, no hands

I love, this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

Poor little infa-Miss America's down

She gained five pounds and lost her crown

Quick fix plastic surgical antidote

Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller

Spill a cup of coffee make a million dollars

Customs got a thug with an aerosol can

If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan

That's us

That's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turning

Hot dog, hot damn

I love, this American ride

Gotta love this American ride, oh yeah