Drunk Americans

We ain't East, we ain't West, we ain't left, we ain't right

We ain't black, we ain't white, we just came here to drink

We're all mud flaps and 'burbans, all ball caps and turbans

All prom queens and strippers, we're the whole kitchen sink

And in here, were the same, everyone knows your name

We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass

If you're a Democrat or republican

We're happy to be here and that you can see

We're just all drunk Americans

We ain't second ex-wives, we ain't cowboys or redskins,

Ain't preachers or kingpins, we're just having fun

We're all suits and blue collars, short orders, long haulers

Paper and plastic, too old and too young

CEO's, GED's, DUI's, FBI's, BHD's

And we raise up our glass, we don't give a rat's ass

If your belly's too fat or your wallet's too thin

We're happy to be here and that you can see

We're just all drunk Americans

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la-a

All drunk Americans

We've been in, we've been out, we've been cool, we've been weird

Thank God we're still here, in the land of the free

And we all sing it wrong but we all sing a-long

Sing a-long!

We just raise up our glass, we don't give a rats ass

If you're a Democrat or republican

We're happy to be here and that you can see

We're just all drunk Americans

In these neon lights, we're all stars, we're all stripes

And we're all drunk Americans