Lyrics Todd Rundgren

Todd Rundgren

Cool Jerk

Cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk

This cat they're talking about

I wonder who could it be

'cause I know I'm the heaviest cat

The heaviest cat you ever did see

When you see me walking down the street

And they clapping and they speak

All the business they wish to whisper it

But they know I'm the king of the cool jerks

Ah ha ha

Look at them guys looking at me like I'm a fool

Ah but deep down inside they know I'm cool

I said now,

I said now the moment of truth has finally come

When I was gonna do some, some of that cool jerk

All right, now I want to hear a little bit

Of the drums by himself here

All right, now I want to hear a little bit of

A bass with those eighty-eights

All right, now let's hear the organ player fall in

All right now everybody, I wanna hear you howl

Ah you're cooking, you're smoking

Come on people can you do it?