Happy Anniversary

Come to me, she said, my girl

I must teach you of the world

It is full of hungry men

Who will drag you to their den

But their feelings they won't share

And of yours they do not care

And they think that they're so smart

But they're not

Men are stupid, men are stupid

And that's just the way it's got to be

Happy anniversary

Come to me my boy, he said

Better get this in your head

All the girls will use their sex

To get a yoke around your neck

Then they'll try to make you change

And when they fail, hold you to blame

And they don't care what's real or true

Like we do

Women are evil, women are evil

And that's just the way it's got to be

Happy anniversary

You'd like to change it but there ain't no way

Cause you're a slave to your DNA

It's so unfair but it's the game we play

We're only slaves to our DNA

Men are stupid, women are evil

Happy anniversary

And is that the way it has to be?

Happy anniversary