Party Liquor

There is this party, they say I should come by

I'm bad with strangers but I may give it a try

Sittin' in the corner and I'm feelin kinda shy

I see someone but I'm afraid to catch their eye

And in my mind

We'll have a nice time

Drinking fine wine

Then somebody yelled

"Wake up and smell the moonshine"

And the lights got dimmer and began to flicker

Then they broke out the party liquor

When the moment came I didn't have to trick her

She just threw back that party liquor

This shit gets crazier with every passing hour

I should slow down but I don't seem to have the power

I'm drinking everything including grape and grain

I'm thinkin' thoughts that I should never entertain

And in my brain

We are so urbane

Oysters and champagne

Then somebody yelled

"Wake up, you must be insane"

And the loud mouths lose it and they begin to bicker

Over who holds their party liquor

And we all find out just who can get sicker quicker

When they break out the party liquor

While the trash piles higher and the floor gets slicker

'Cause they spill so much party liquor

And the TV's blaring 'cause they can't find the clicker

Things get so lost on party liquor

Ooooooh

(Put your hands in the air)

(Put your hands in the air)

(Put your hands in the air)

(Put your hands in the air)

(Put your hands in the air)

(Put your hands in the air)

And in my mind

We'll have a nice time

Drinking fine wine

Then somebody yelled

"Wake up"

And the noise grows louder and the plot gets thicker

As they run out of party liquor

Then I look right of her and begin to snicker

Things get so strange on party liquor

'Cause if I was sober I would never pick her

You do weird things on party liquor

And the rude boys line up to get in her knickers

When she's face down on party liquor

So everybody sing

It's party liquor time!

So everybody sing

It's party liquor time!

Everybody sing

It's party liquor time!

Yeah everybody sing

It's party liquor time!