Piss Aaron

If it's stupid enough, it's cool

A1-a2-a3

We figure, my daddy and me

Things are still the same, it seems

As when he lived it in his teens

As a kid in school

Aaron was a junior, the class of '32

His momma called him angel

But everybody knew he was the

King king, the gross out king

They called him Piss Aaron

They always caught him pissin' in the hall

Piss Aaron, he never would refuse

When nature called

Dumb Larry from Homeroom 9

Kept his locker full of weeds

Just to satisfy his smoking needs

And his love of fire

Went to a game and lit

A stink bomb in the bleachers

The coach, the cheerleader and the

The chem teacher, and the dean

The dean, duh, dean dean was after

Dumb Larry, they always caught him

Smokin' in the john

Dumb Larry, you never would have

Missed him when he's gone

Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive

The biggest pig in all the school

He would sit and smack his lips and drool

As he eyed your lunch

I left a bag in his desk one night

A raw egg sandwich and

When Hungry took a bite

He had to up chuck

Uh up up-chuck, a-pukin'

Chuck Biscuits, they always

Caught him eatin' in the class

Dumb Larry, they always caught him

Smokin' in the john

Piss Aaron, they always

Caught him pissin' in the hall