Sir Reality

No one ever lies

No one really dies

Money brings you joy

Girls are girls and boys are boys

The ocean has no salt

Lack is all your fault

Knowledge comes for free

Surreality

The truth is plain to see

But you may not agree

And much prefer to be

In surreality

The truth is plain to see

And if you disagree

Then you can call on me

Sir Reality

All science is a ploy

A gun is just a toy

Man is born, not made

It's good to be afraid

The earth is not so old

The moon is not that cold

The rich deserve to be

Surreality

The truth is plain to see

But you may not agree

And much prefer to be

In surreality

The truth is plain to see

And if you disagree

Then you can call on me

Sir Reality

Cause no one ever lies

No one really dies

Money brings you joy

Girls are girls and boys are boys

The truth is plain to see

If you disagree

Then you can join me

Sir reality