Bring Back the Chair
Can’t you hear the people snoring
Life’s become so doggone boring
Let’s get that adrenalin pouring
Let’s bring back the chair
Tired of war and evolution
Bored with peace, try my solution
Nothing feeds an execution
Let’s bring back the chair
Bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
Let’s bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
Don’t you feel you could kinda get into that, work
that one up a little.
The odd cry of rage now and then - wouldn’t hurt at all.
Let’s try it.
With the music now -
Oh, bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
That sounds awfully sincere.
A little worried about this bunch!
Higher taxes more inflation
People need some recreation
Let’s decrease the population
Let’s bring back the chair
Priorities need redeployment
Hangmen live for our enjoyment
Take ‘em off of unemployment
Let’s bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
The present rules could use a vision
Make the obvious decision
Put it all on television
Let’s bring back the chair
Smack a little make-up to ‘em
And as the juices sizzle through ‘em
Howard Cosell
can interview ‘em
Let’s bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Strap someone there
Strap down a pair
Bring back the chair
Oh, bring back the chair
Zap someone there
Medium rare
Bring back the chair