Ketchup

I bought a big tomato at the grocery store

And everybody wondered what I wanted for

I put it in the mixer and I turned the mixer on

It went around ‘round ‘round till I knew that it was done

It made ketchup

It made ketchup

Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger

Put it on your sister and she’ll holler bloody murder

Yeah, ketchup

Yeah ketchup

I bought a dish of ice cream from the Good Humour man

I took it in the kitchen and I put it in the pan

When everyone was sleeping I came slipping on down

I took it from the freezer and I spread it all around

It made ketchup

Sweet ketchup

Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger

Put it on your sister and she’ll holler bloody murder

Yeah, ketchup

Yeah ketchup

Nothing else will tickle my taste buds

Nothing else will hit me just right

A burger, a pup, I like to cover it up

With the slow and sloppy gourmet delight

I saw a nifty movie on the V.C.R.

They were fightin’ space invaders from a far-away star

Lots of laser beams and there were death-ray shots

And just to make it perfect there was lots and lots and lots and lots

Of ketchup

Yeah ketchup

Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger

Put it on your sister and she’ll holler bloody murder

Yeah, ketchup

Yeah ketchup

Nothing else will tickle my taste buds

Nothing else will hit me just right

A burger, a pup, I like to cover it up

With the slow and sloppy gourmet delight

I bought a big tomato at the grocery store

And everybody wondered what I wanted for

I put it in the mixer and I turned the mixer on

It went around ‘round ‘round till I knew that it was done

It made ketchup

It made ketchup

Put it on a hot dog, put it on a burger

Put it on your sister and she’ll holler bloody murder

Yeah, ketchup

Yeah ketchup

Don’t want no mustard

Give me ketchup

Please pass the ketchup