Little Bitty Gun

I've got a little-bitty gun on the table

Right by my little-bitty bed

Though it's really very cute

How you hold the thing to shoot

Is too much for my little-bitty head

I love my little-bitty pistol

It's the pride of my little-bitty room

And the gun shoots little-bitty bullets

When the little-bitty gun goes boom

How I love my husband

He takes care of me

He'll take care of all of you

Just you wait and see

When he has to go away

Nights are long and black

If the bad man comes around

I'll shoot his lights out Jack

I've got a little-bitty gun on the table

Right by my little-bitty bed

Though it's really very cute

How you hold the thing to shoot

Is too much for my little-bitty head

I love my little-bitty pistol

It's the pride of my little-bitty room

And the gun shoots little-bitty bullets

When the little-bitty gun goes boom

Now we're in the White House

Won't we dance 'til dawn

Turning loose some welfare folks

On the White House lawn

You bring your little pistol

I'll bring my pistol too

We'll fire our pistols at their feet

They'll dance for me and you

I've got a little-bitty gun on the table

Right by my little-bitty bed

Though it's really very cute

How you hold the thing to shoot

Is too much for my little-bitty head

I love my little-bitty pistol

It's the pride of my little-bitty room

And the gun shoots little-bitty bullets

When the little-bitty gun goes boom

When the little-bitty gun goes boom