Girl On LSD

I was in love with a girl on marijuana

She said, "If I'm that stoned I don't wanna"

But she got so paranoid her place I would avoid

I was in love with a girl on marijuana

I was in love with a girl on cocaine

She had everything going but a brain

We'd talk endlessly for hours

But by morning it goes sour

I was in love with a girl on cocaine

Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue

I found no drug that compares to you

All these pills, all this weed

I dunno just what I need

I was in love with a girl on LSD

She'd see things I'd never see

She brightened her perspective

Then I got more selective

I was in love with a girl on LSD

Through ecstasy, crystal meth and glue

I found no drug that compares to you

All these pills, all this weed

I dunno just what I need

I was in love with a girl who drank beer

Till bad breath and all she disappeared

She was blowing up real bad but when she left I was still sad

I was in love with a girl who drank beer

I was in love with a girl on china white

We were married for a year one day

Her memory still lingers 'cos I burned all my fingers

I was in love with a girl on chennaway

I was in love with a girl who drank coffee

There was times when I couldn't keep her off me

That caffeine got her going but her ugly side was showing

I was in love with a girl who drank coffee

I was in love with a girl who was a dealer

I was afraid somebody would come and steal her

We never used to fight but the phone rang day and night

I was in love with a girl who was a dealer

Sure as hell

She got popped by the big guys