Intro

A word or two I'll sing to you

On why I'm here alone

I came to play for you today

My band are safe at home

A solo thing I've come to sing

It may have been unwise

'Cause I'm a heavy metal bigoted rock and roller in disguise

I hate traditional harmonies

And men with beards and pipes

I hate the feel of an eightsome reel

And smoky cellars at night

[?] I cannot stand

'Cause he's a heavy metal bigoted rock and roller in disguise