Toby Carr's Difficult Relationship With Tuna

He put it on his toast and those he liked the most

He stole it from his cats and from the fishmonger

He would run fast as he could his hat blew off in the wind

He was a rapscallion it all was a game it all was game.

Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

In his school photo he held one high above his head

So the future boys could see what he had done done done.

Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

In the dead of night, he drew them high on city walls

In the light of day he showed the girl he loved Love love loved

Oh Toby Carr has got a difficult relationship with tuna

Oh the love did end, one day he found them sickening

So he threw them all far into the sea

They swam away from him, to the lows to the lows

He waved goodbye to them from the coast, from the coast.