Day Drinkin'

Hey Dave, you know when we get home

We're really gonna catch it, what's our excuse this time?

Well dear, we'll just tell 'em, we're sittin' up

With this real sick friend of mine, an amazin' brain

You know we just stopped there, 'bout one short stop

Here we are out on a binge

Hey, we got no trouble, just doing our number

Day drinkin' again

Day drinkin' again, we're real good friends

Tellin' the waitress how we won the war

Day drinkin' some more

Hey, you remember that time when we was in Pittsburgh

Ooh man, she was a beautiful dream

You got smashed, locked out on the hallway

With nothin' on but your DVDs, you didn't have to tell [?]

Hey let's have a pizza, I'm starving to death

We've been drinkin' since 10, 9.30

Ooh it is fattenin', ah, but then booze is happenin'

Day drinkin' again

Ah Dave, did you see that movie

Where this old gal took off all her clothes

No, I missed that, was that on TV?

I gotta spend more time at home, channel three, oh

Waitress would you tell the guys in the band

Play a song for me and my friend?

Hey, the gray speckled bird and a wild Irish flute

Day drinkin' again

Day drinkin' again, we're real good friends

Tellin' the waitress how we won the war

Day drinkin' some more

And now we ought to go home

The neighborhood ladies are playin' bridge with our wives

We'll just stop by them and sing them this song

I bet they'll be awfully surprised, I don't doubt it

Hey, we're out of money, well, gimme a dime

We'll call one of our friends

Hello buddy there, this is David and Tom

Day drinkin' again, day drinkin' again