PO Jones Piss Test (Skit)

C'mon! You know I'm doin' my thang, man.

I'm just checkin' up on you, you know? I'm just checkin' up on you.

You ain't gotta check up on me, man.

Why don't you piss?

You just came to my house the other day and searched.

Piss for me!

WHAT?!

Pee. You know, like in a cup. Pee!

Pee for you?

Why don't you pee right in front of me? C'mon! You see that package I go-hahaha-t, ahahah!

C'mon! You on some faggot shit?! It's some... C'mon, c'mon!

Hahahahahahaaaah!

You'd better listen to me, asshole! If you don't pee in this fuckin' cup right now...

WHAT?! Yo, come on!

FFF-FUCK THAT! C'mon!

Show 'em what you fuckin' made me, man. I'm fuckin' tired of all these bullshit!

Put me on house-arrest again... extended my probation, mothafucka! Huh?!

I got TWO more months and I'm a fuckin' off probation!

Uhm srry, Uhm srry... Uhm srry!

Yeah, you sorry? Sign the paper! Get me off probation! Early release, c'mon!

Early release?

Aight, thank you Mr. Jones! Thank you! Thank you... Don't tell anybody!