Ain't Nothing Like Pimpin'

Ain't nothin' like pimpin' just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Ain't nothin' like pimpin' just don't quit

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch

My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow

Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so

I'm from the "O" I for what I know

And like I told your ass before you can fuck my hoe

I ride nothin' but vogues, ain't hittin' no switches

Top down in my Caddy just me and my bitches

With a Ziplock bag full of green weed

I roll it all up cause I'm a fiend in need

Of some dank smoke all up in my chest

Dangerous Crew got the bomb, we don't smoke that stress

Cause we getting funky on album 9

I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine

Studio's in a cloud

Smelling kind of loud

Nothin' like pimpin

Nigger fuck Bill Clinton

Make me the mother fucking president

I'll make the White House a hoe house and all the pimps, To just

Set up shops like they do in Vegas

Legalize pimpin' for all the playa's

Puttin' fine ass bitches in the streets and the hood

Every year a nigger trade for a new Fleetwood

You know I'm rollin', I can't be faking

I come through and all your hoes I'm taking

You know I'm rolling, don't do no simpin'

I'm an Oaktown playa ain't nothin' like pimpin'

Ain't nothin' like the pimp game you should know

Never love a bitch or a hoe

You fell in love with her though trying to get in them pants

And the next thing ya know your baby momma's a tramp

Don't get mad now nigger want to shove the bitch

Cuz a year ago, you know, you loved the bitch

Now your stomache's upset and your feelings are hurt

She gotcha looking like an old banana peel in the dirt

Bitch, slipped up and hit your ass for a lick

Talking that mother fucking baby shit

You's a punk ass nigger can't you see

That's the difference between niggers like you and me

I got bitches, on my mind

It's been like that for a real long time

I know the way them hoes take your cash

They let you fuck and make you pay up fast

Trick nigger, why you wanna be like that

Let them try for lent bitches take your fat ass stack

Couldn't tell them hoes nothin' but the punk in you

Cause they already know what they want from you

Big bank, Ben Franklin, do the bitch just fine

She'll be taking all of yours and can't fuck with mine

I'm the M to the A to the C and K

All you player hating niggas shouldn't be that way

There ain't nothin' like pimpin' just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Ain't nothin' like pimping just don't quit

Mother fuck you damn shit head bitch

Lights, camera, action, cut

Hollywood look out the bitch is coming up

She took acting classes 'bout to be on her way

On a Greyhound bus from home to L.A.

She said it wouldn't take long to make it to the top

A few auditions land a job

I was down in L.A., hit the club for a drink

I'm a player ass nigger tell me what do ya think

I walked up to the bitch in my clean ass suit

And I told her, I've been watching you

I peeped you out from the bar

You must be a model or a movie star

She said "No, but that's my dream.

To see my face on the movie screen"

I tell ya nothing but game came out my mouth

She was talking 'bout agents, I was turning her out

I said "Listen real close to what I'm saying.

All you need is me; you don't need no agent"

I'm a pimp ass nigger and the game don't stop

"All you gotta do is fuck a few big shots,

Cause if you can't do that, they're going to hold ya back"

She was sucking up the game, down to do all that

She said "Short baby, I ain't no simp"

But the nigger in the suit ain't nothin' but a pimp

And all them white guys you had sex with

They weren't big shots, they were nothing but tricks

She came to me and said it just won't last

I looked, and I laughed, and I kicked her ass

Cause all she wanted was the fame

But you can't get shit when you don't have game

Guerrilla pimpin' just let it roll

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Guerrilla pimps just don't quit

I say mother fuck you damn shithead bitch

Ain't nothin' like pimpin' now you know

I want a bitch that's an everyday hoe

Just a biatch

There ain't nothin' like pimp now you know

I want a bitch that's a top notch hoe

Just a biatch

(Too Short) Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch

Ain't nothin' like pimpin' now you know

I want a bitch that's an everyday hoe

Just a Biotch

(Too Short) Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

There ain't nothin' like pimping now you know

I want a bitch that's an everyday hoe

Just a Biotch

(Too Short)

Say mother fuck you damn shithead biatch!

(Too Short)

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

Nothin' but a pimp

(Too Short)

Mother fuck you damn shithead bitch

Short Dogg ain't nothin' but a pimp

(Too Short)

Mother fucking shit god damn asshole

(Too Short)

Cuss words, motherfuck you damn shithead biatch!

Nothin' like pimpin now you know

Ain't nothin' like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) Biotch!

There ain't nothing like pimpin now you know

(Too Short) Ain't nothin' like pimping damn shithead bitch

Ain't nothin' like pimpin so now you know

(Too Short) There ain't nothing like pimping god damn asshole

(Too Short) That's it nigger, there is no more.

Life is

Thatz deep.

Yeah.

That right.

There ain't nothing like a bitch.

Ain't nothing like a mother fucking, bitch!

You, nasty, once a month bleeding mother fucking nasty ass mother fuck it

(Takes a deep breath)

Bitch, I hate your mother fucking ass.

You mother fucking Biatch!

Biatch! And your momma too.

Fuck all y'all.