Take My Bitch

Beyotch!!!

That's the trademark

Short Dog in the house

And it don't stop to the beat baby

Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shit

Cause I taught her well, she got game for a trick

It aint hard to tell she belongs to me,

I pimped her 15 years in this industry

Now her pussy so big I don't want no mo',

But she still down wit me cuz I raised that ho

Found a bitch in East Oakland broke silly and young,

Don't let her fool ya playa, she aint really dumb

Don't be a sucka and give an old ho new life,

She got so much game ya wanna make her your wife

From California all the way to Miami,

I pimped that bitch and now the hoes can't stand me

Cuz when I put my bitch on the streets,

Niggas rush to the store cuz they love the beats

We gettin' all the money, we cashin' all the checks,

I aint no fake pimp nigga you can take my bitch

[DJ scratching "Now take my bitch"]

Now do ya think I get mad when you sport my bitch around town,

Never that, cause my bitch is so down

I could send her to Hawaii or out to Nevada,

It really don't matta, my pockets get fatta

Used to go to Las Vegas in the early-eighties snortin' Coke,

Tryin to turn the ladies on to $hort

It was my destiny to pimp these hoes,

(Beyotch) Whole crowd screamin loud at my shows

I've been to every last city with the Dangerous Crew,

And everywhere I went the bitch came through

Makin' money like a real good whore,

Tell 'em whos your pimp bitch, "Too $hort"

On a ten week run back in eighty-nine,

I flipped a brand new Benz, the bitch was so fine

If you want that ho, you can have that bitch,

She won't complain about shit

[DJ scratching "Now take my bitch"]

Now take my bitch, the kind of bitch all pimps want,

But if you slip and ya pockets get small ya get done

You got to stay up, fuck tryin to come up,

Get your mind off the pussy, always tryin to run up

Cause these bitches like mine, love to work,

Get down in the dirt, get money on the turf

Slang that ass for daddy bitch,

It's time to get the old caddy whip

One more time, new paint and interior,

New rims, new top and a new be-yotch,

Thats how you say it right,

But $hort Dog say "Beyotch!!" you better make me rich

And thats how it goes, gotta cover every angle,

So if ya takin my bitch aint no need to tangle

Just don't keep braggin' on that used ho,

Let em know, you got the bitch from Too $hort

[DJ scratching "Now take my bitch"]