Long Haired Guys From England

All the girls in the music biz

Have credit cards they subscribe to Ms.

But they only want to fuck

Long haired guys from England

From England

There's this girl at my record company

I dig her but she doesn't like me

I met her boyfriend the other night

He had a pony tail and he didn't talk right

He was a long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

He was a long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

All the girls in this here bar

Will treat you like you're a star

Don't get excited it's just luck

They'll ignore you if the guy from The Cult shows up

'Cause he's a long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

Long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

I'm getting on an aeroplane

Going someplace where the girls are sane

I bet in London I could get a date

'Cause I'm a short haired guy from the United States

I'm not a long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

Long haired guy from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

That's the end of this here song

It's about as short as my hair is long

So I'm getting on my motorbike

Going someplace where the girls don't like

Long haired guys from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom

Long haired guys from England

Long haired guy from United Kingdom