Giant's Rolling Pin

Beth and Marlene's pies

with help from Caroline

after just one slice

you can uncover any lie

that's why the NSA

and now the FBI

want to be the ones who control

Beth and Marlene's pies

with help from Caroline

so basically that's why

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin

legend says it does exist

if you don't stop looking for it

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin

legend says it will bake for the world

(oh it will yes it really will)

in case we have

rolled out our little world too flat

then the giant's rolling pin

will roll the truth out

so that the whole world can dig in

to Beth and Marlene's pies

everybody spies

so why the big surprise?

that is why the working woman

well deserves a slice

(Mississippi mud or Key lime?)

but now the nice taxman

in every state has tried

to say that it's in his jurisdiction to decide

who gets a bit of pie

so honestly that's why

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin

legend says it does exist

if we don't stop looking for it

I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin

legend says it will bake for the world

(oh it will yes it really will)

if in fact we had

rolled our little world too flat

then the giant's rolling pin

would roll the truth out

so that the whole world can dig in

the whole world can dig in

to Beth and Marlene's pies

with help from Caroline

for a window of time you can see through any lie

with help from Caroline

and the giant's rolling pin