I Got The Chop

Went down in the valley

I jumped back in the alley

Scaled the highest peak

I even plugged the biggest leak

ain't none quicker than I

Slicker than Superfly

I don't even have to try

I got the chop

I got the chop

I can't be stopped

I'll never get popped

I got the chop, hey now

I possess the keenest mind

perhaps of all mankind

My cranium do contain

Undoubtedly the greatest brain

My (sight?) is not the type

Baby get sucked up all night

I maintain outta sight

I got the chop

I got the chop

I've been through a lot

Give it all I've got

I've got the chop

If somehow you still have doubt as to what I'm talkin' 'bout

Your insights extra dumb if you can't tell where I'm comin' from

'Cause if I ain't got the chop, if I ain't got the chop

Moby Dick was a minnow

Dumbo was a drunk

Popeye was a pussy

And Pinocchio was a punk

No! That's a buncha bunk

I will fulfill your every need

Satisfaction guaranteed

Double your money back

Your gonna swear I got the true knack

Ain't no haughty boast

It's a fact that I'm the most

Just the most from coast to coast

I got the chop

I got the chop

I hit the spots

Call all the shots

I got the chop

Oh, girl, I am the cream of the crop

See, I'm the most from coast to coast

I won't get popped, I can't get stopped

I've been through a lot

Give it all I got

I got the chop

Oh-oh, girl

Oh, now,

Satisfaction guaranteed