All Bands Suck

You think you're cool, you're in a band

out for money, out for fans

Sell yourself to get there fast

by sucking dick and kissing ass

Fuck the scene, the clubs and bars

Fuck your music kill rock stars

You're the ones that think you're great,

But you're the ones we fucking hate

You think we suck, I think you do too

We do this shit for us, not for you

I don't give a fuck if you think we suck

All I can say is all bands suck!

You're fucking trash, it's time to bash

the sell-out punk bands out for cash

A million bands that sound the same,

I really think it's fucking lame

Full of hate not pop punk smiles,

mixing beats and mixing styles

Hardcore, Reggae, Punk, or Thrash

If you don't like it kiss my ass

You think we suck, I think you do too

We do this shit for us, not for you

I don't give a fuck if you think we suck

All I can say is all bands suck!

Now that punk is in, let's reform the band

Make all the money that you can

Big guarantee's that's the plan

But no ones showed up and you can't understand

Cuz you think you're great, but you're fucking wrong

You're band is weak, except for one hit song

We all think you suck, and it won't be long

Go back to flipping burgers, that's where you belong

You think we suck, I think you do too

We do this shit for us, not for you

I don't give a fuck if you think we suck

All I can say is all bands suck!

All I can say is all bands suck

All I can say is your band sucks

All I can say is Allston bands suck