Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate

When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down the clubhouse drive

Past the pool on the 18th green

In the parkin' lot

I said it's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer

She said I'm glad you asked

But I'll have to pass

'Cause only members are

Allowed in here and I said

Well I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drink-in from a dixie cup

Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

You look so invitin'

Thought it might be excitin'

For a woman with a limousine

To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck

With a man in wore out jeans

It's five o'clock before Friday night

Here's where the fun begins

So don't worry 'bout your reputation

'Cause you can tell all your friends

And I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drink-in from a dixie cup

Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

Yeah I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drink-in from a dixie cup

Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club