Bugger Off

Yon:Dah-ba-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah-dah, dah-ba-dah, dah.

This is fun,

Let's do this again next week,

I think we should.

Just had one,

Well, they told me that this gear was really good.

Gatesy:Now I know we've been buddies,

For four hundred years.

Through good and through cruddy,

And part-time careers.

Scod:But recently I'm thinking,

Tripod:Indecently I'm thinking.

Yon:I think you...

Gatesy and Scod:I think you...

Tripod:... know what I'm thinking,

How's about it, you and me?

Yon:Yeah?

Aww.

Well,

Tripod:Bugger off.

I will love you to the end,

So bugger off.

Yes, I know that we're good friends,

But bugger off.

No, I'm not having a lend,

Just bugger off.

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Scod:Now you know,

Yon and Gatesy:You know...

Scod:And you don't agree that we should do the do.

Yon and Gatesy:Do the do, do the do, do the do...

Scod:Prob'ly right,

Yon and Gatesy:You know...

Scod:It would stuff us up as friends, I think so too.

Yon and Gatesy:But then again you never know...

Scod:Then again, you never know,

Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...

Scod:If you don't give it a go.

Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...

Scod:If you spend your whole life choosing,

Yon and Gatesy:Oooh...

Scod:In the end it's you who's losing.

And what if you succeed and find,

Yon and Gatesy:What if you succeed...

Scod:The perfect one you had in mind?

Yon and Gatesy:The perfect one you need...

Scod:Things are never what you hope they'll be.

Yon and Gatesy:Never hoped they'll...

Tripod:It's true, just ask me.

Bugger off.

I will love you to the end,

So bugger off.

Yes, I know that we're good friends,

But bugger off.

No, I'm not having a lend,

Just bugger off.

I am out, so I'm taking my bat home now.

Yon and Gatesy:Ahh...

Scod:I've got washing to do, and programs to watch.

Tripod:Na na na... (a'capella string quartet style

vocals)

Bugger off...