Don't Feel Bad

DRAGON:

Don't feel bad, you only killed me

Don't feel bad, I only died

You put a spear through my sternum

Because of that, I'm not alive

Don't feel bad

Don't feel bad, you didn't realise

That it was me - all along

Don't feel bad, I only told you

Both in talk and in song

In spite all my clues, you skewered me

No metaphor I used, no simile

I'm not sure what else I could have done

But told you in your native tongue

And you're looking at me, nodding along

Don't feel bad, you killed a dragon

You're the champ, you're the king

Big tough man, brave and clever

Sticking things - into things

GATESY:

She haunts the bejeesus out of me

My waking hours will ne'er be free

Where e'er I turn it's she I see

Me, half a man I'll always be

I'm like a door without a key

I'm like a branch ripped from a tree

Get out of my head!

DRAGON:

Don't feel bad, it was my fault

I should have been a lot more clear

Perhaps a book with coloured pictures

Might have been a good idea

Don't feel bad

Don't feel bad

Don't feel bad