Pink Jelly

One day I was walking down a long narrow path in the jungle

With nothing on my feet

Each step felt like mud though the ground was made of dirt

But it was purple dirt

It was like looking at the ground and seeing it brown

Well, picture it purple

Each step I took left a green footprint

The trees were yellow, as a matter of fact

Everything that was usually green was now yellow

Bright yellow

And then everything I bump into or touch would turn green with clouds

The sky was orange with blackbirds flying around

And in the distance I could see this mountain coming up

And it seemed like the closer I got the worse the smell became

After a quick sprint I was there, and I touched this mountain

And realized it was a big piece of shit

My first thought was "Paul Bunyon!"

But reality slapped me around and I knew it was the

Jolly White Giant taking a squat on the jungle floor, dumbass

Well, I preceded down my little path not knowing what I would find

And not really prepared to encounter anything

Being since I had no clothes on and no bags of tricks

But that didn't slow me down, I kept marching on

And what did I see but the most beautiful girl I had ever seen

Everything was properly placed, however, there was only one drawback

She was pink

I thought, would that be a good match, pink and gold?

You see, I was gold

Well, we touched, and looked, and smiled

Because we did match, or didn't

You see, love can be any color it wants to be

So now I had a friend to walk the rest of the journey with

And her name was Pink Jelly

Pink Jelly was real cool, she could hold her breath and change colors

Sometimes she was known as Psycho Jelly or Psychadelic Color Chick

Anyway, that was one of her many talents

It was nice having Pink Jelly along for the ride

Although we would rarely talk, we would spit color on each other

And stare at what we spit

There was this one time when Pink Jelly was getting kind of cold

So I spit some red on her and warmed her up

You know, that made me feel real good inside

Knowing that I helped Pink Jelly stay warm

I had the biggest golden smile for the rest of the day

As we continued to walk down the wonderful, purple path

Holding hands