Your Husband's Cheatin' on Us

Well I said honey you don't know me

But I feel like I know you

Do you mind if I come in

It'll only take a minute or two

And by the way, I really like

What you've done to this place

It doesn't really surprise me

We kinda have the same taste

But that's enough small talk

There's something we need to discuss

Your husband's cheatin' on us

Then I said you look surprised

Well I'm surprised you never knew

I can't believe you didn't see or

Pick up on my rather strong perfume

But anyway, we've been replaced

And she's much younger than me and you

And I know she's out there with him now

Doing things that we used to do

But if we get together

Don't you think we'd be dangerous

Your husband's cheatin' on us, yeah

Ah

Snakes are in the kitchen

Crows are on the line

Ah

Weather vane is twitchin'

Can't you see the sign sign signs

This is where she started to cry and I said

Oh honey, you'll get over it

I said never mind those fantasies

Of cyanide or taking out a hit

And anyway it's better, don't you think

To make him wish that he was dead

Just promise me you'll take that creep

For everything he's ever had instead

I've got a Polaroid camera

And a room number down at the hotel Nautilus

Where your husband's cheatin' on us

Ah

Snakes are in the kitchen

Crows are on the line

Ah

Weather vane is twitchin'

Can't you see the sign sign signs