General Hand Grenade

Good old General Hand Grenade

Ridin' in a motorcade

Sippin' on a lemonade

And waving at his fans

Isabella Band Aid

Wavin' at the Shrine parade

Eatin' toast and marmalade

And getting sticky hands

Good old General Hand Grenade

Ridin' in a motorcade

Lookin' for the cavalcade

To take him off to war

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Suckin' on a Gatorade

Lookin' at the mess he made

And wonderin' what it's for

People gettin' high

People gettin' low

People gettin' nowhere

'Cause they don't know where to go

Good old General Hand Grenade

Ridin' in a motorcade

Lookin' for the cavalcade

To take him off to war

Isabella Band Aid

Suckin' on a Gatorade

Lookin' at the mess they made

And wonderin' what it's for

People gettin' high