Prince of the Rodeo

Hi ridin' daddy, o

Prince of the rodeo

Spur, hump, hey, ho, let's go

Prince of the rodeo

Fornicator of the lasso

Prince of the rodeo

Sperminator of the asshole

Prince of the rodeo

Shoot the chute

Pull the flute

I'm back in the saddle

The world's most

Progressive cowboy

Lo' ridin' daddy, o

Prince of the rodeo

Sexy denim Romeo

Prince of the rodeo

Burns of steel, geronimo!

Prince of the rodeo

And don't forget the clown

I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low

Prince of the rodeo