Badger Badger

Running from place to place

Trying to beat the human race

The police, the rates, the tax, the rent

Running 'cause you know he's bent

Badger Badger, Badger Badger, Badger Badger

Your life's the spot

You cop the lot

Your life's so hot

If there's a deal, a gamble, or bet

The badger will put you in his debt

Wanting, willing, waiting for you

He says something - you know it's true

In a back bar or a smoky saloon

Play blackjack will be your doom

A badger's quick, he's very clever

You'll never win, he'll win forever